Scully & Mulder

	Scully: Morris as Mulder:	Mulder, you are acting bizarre! Jealous?
	Mulder: Scully:	Tell me you're not afraid. All right, I'm afraid. But it's an irrational fear.
	Mulder: Scully: Mulder: Scully: Mulder: Scully:	No, you'd be in trouble just sitting in this car. And I'd hate to see you carry an official reprimand in your career file because of me. Fox... (laughs) I... I even made my parents call me Mulder... Mulder, I wouldn't put myself on the line for anybody but you. If there's iced tea in that bag, could be love. Must be fate, Mulder- rootbeer. (Mulder fakes a wounded sound and throws head back)You're delirious. Go home and get some sleep.
	Scully: Mulder: Scully: Mulder: Scully: Mulder: Scully: Mulder:	Agent Mulder? I'm Dana Scully. I've been assigned to work with you. Oh, isn't it so nice to be suddenly so highly regarded. So, how'd you tick off to get stuck with this detail, Scully? Actually, I'm looking forward to working with you. I've heard a lot about you. Oh really? I was under the impression that you were sent to spy on me. If you have any doubt about my qualifications or credentials, you're... You're a medical doctor, you teach at the academy, you did your undergraduate degree in physics; Einstein's Twin Paradox: A new interpretation. Dana Scully senior thesis. Now that's a credential, rewriting Einstein. Did you bother to read it? I did! I liked it. It's just that in most of my work the laws of physics rarely seem to apply.
	Mulder: Scully: Mulder: Scully: Mulder: Scully:	Bambi also has this theory I've never come across. Who? Dr Berenbaum. Anyway, her theory is... Her name is Bambi? Yeah, both here parents were naturalists. Her theory is that UFOs are actually nocturnal insect swarms. Her name is 'Bambi'?
	Scully: Mulder:	What am I even looking for? (pause) I don't know.
	Mulder: Scully:	Lots of files. Lots and lots of files.
	Mulder: Scully: Mulder:	Will you let me drive? I'm driving. Why do you always have to drive? Because you're the guy? Because you're the big macho man? No. I was just never sure your little feet could reach the peddles.
	Scully: Mulder: Scully:	It comes down to a matter of trust. I guess it always has. You're asking me to make a choice? I'm asking you to trust my judgment - to trust me.
	Mulder: Scully:	If I shoot him, is that murder or suicide? Neither, if I do it first.
	Mulder: Scully:	Oh, Scully... That's us.
	Mulder: Scully:	Model psyched the guy out! He put the whammy on him. Please explain to me the scientific nature of the whammy.
	Mulder: Scully:	Hey Scully, do you believe in the afterlife? I'd settle for a life in this one.
	Scully: Mulder: Scully: Mulder: Scully: Mulder:	Hello? ..... Just a couple of clicks. Must be the wrong number. I'll tell you what...uh. I'm gonna sleep on it and we'll talk about it in the morning. Mulder, you're rushing me out of the room. No, I'm not. Do you have a girl coming over? What a girl? I got a movie I wanna watch on TV, sleep tight. I'll see you in the morning.
	Mulder: Scully:	Did he bite you? No, but he tried to.
	Mulder: Scully: Mulder:	Can I buy you a drink? It's 2 o' clock in the afternoon agent Mulder That's not stopping the rest of these people.
	Scully: Mulder: Scully:	What is it? According to the magazine as I've answered, it's an alien autopsy, guaranteed authentic You spent money for this?!
	Mulder: Scully: Mulder:	Scully... Yeah... Run!
	Scully: Mulder:	I don't want to shoot you! It's me or you; you or me; one of us has to do it!
	Scully & Mulder	Put that gun down!!!
	Mulder: Scully:	Tell me I'm crazy Mulder, you're crazy
	Scully: Mulder:	You're late. I'm sorry. I thought this was my office.
	Scully: Mulder: Scully: Mulder: Scully:	You're not supposed to die Mulder; not here What do you mean? No in comfortable bed with the devil outside No, you don't understand. He's taking care of me. No Mulder. He's lulled you to sleep.
	Scully: Mulder:	Look, after all you've done. After all you've uncovered - a conspiracy of men doing human experiments, men who are now all dead ... you exposed their secrets, I mean... you've won. What more could you possibly hope to do or to find? My sister.
	Mulder: Scully:	Mulder Mulder it's me, I need to see you, I've got something here I think you should know about
	Scully: Mulder:	Did you ever entertain the idea trying to find the life on this planet? I've seen the life on this planet and that's exactly why I'm looking elsewhere.
	Mulder: Scully:	And what did you find? Something I couldn't show to anybody else.
	Scully : Mulder : Scully :	You've been reading about baseball that happened fifty years ago? You'd like it. It's like... Boring.
	Scully : Mulder :	It's a nonfat tofruiti rice dreamsicle. Oohh....
	Mulder : Scully :	Did you bring enough ice cream to share with the rest of the class? It's not ice cream.
	Scully : Mulder : Scully : Mulder :	Are you drunk Mulder? I... I was until about 20 minutes ago. Yeah... Was that before or after you decided to come here? What exactly are you implying?
	Scully : Mulder :	I can't believe it. You've been reading about baseball this whole time. I've been reading the box scores Scully."
	Mulder : Scully :	Isn't that right Honeybunch? That's right Poopyhead.
	Mulder: Scully: Mulder:	Scully, I don't think it's a coincidence that a cow gets hurled at me just as we're down here investigating the weather. Mulder, did they check you for head trauma? I'm telling you. That cow had my name on it.
	Mulder : Scully : Mulder :	Scully! Yes?! Marry me!
	Mulder Scully : Mulder :	Why do you refuse to believe? Believing's the easy part Mulder. I just need more than you. I need proof. You think the believing is easy?
	Mulder : Scully :	There's something I didn't tell you Scully. Something else?
	Mulder : Scully : Mulder : Scully :	Hey, Scully. Yes?! I love you! Oh, brother.
	Mulder : Scully :	Cover for me, will you? When do I not?
	Scully : Mulder :	I saw your face Mulder. There was a definite moment of panic. You've never seen me panic. When I'm panic I make this face.
	Scully : Mulder :	Mulder, I found something. I found something you not gonna believe! Ditto...
	Mulder : Scully : Mulder : Scully :	I know we said that we weren't going to exchange gifts, but, uh... I got you... a little something. Mulder! Merry Christmas! Well, I got you a little something too.
	Scully : Mulder :Scully: Mulder :	I had you. Oh, You didn't. Oh, yea, I had you big time You had nothing.
	Mulder : Scully :	Scully, you're making this personal. Because it is personal, Mulder. Because without the FBI, personal interest is all that I have. And if you take that away then there's no reason for me to continue.
	Mulder : Scully: Mulder: Scully : Mulder: Scully :	He wants advice, dating advice. Dating advice?! From whom? Yours truly. Hello? Hey Scully? Scully, are you there? I've heard you Mulder. When was the last time you went on date? I will talk to you later. The blind leading the blind.
	Scully : Mulder :	Mulder, this stinks and not just because I think that woman is a ... Well, I think you know what I think that woman is. No actually, you hide your feelings very well
	Mulder: Scully:	Do you believe in the existence of 'extraterrestrial'? Logically, I would have to say no...